I've been tagged.. A TMI moment

And not in a good way.

My good friend in the interest of making me have a life has challenged me to get, well bissay with an actual human male before the AARP years, as she puts it kicks in.  Since this is in the, god forbid near future I am going to have to kick it into high gear.  I need 6 months of pilates, lemonade diet, exfoliation and (retail) therapy before I am ready for that.

Yes, this is blog diarrhea.  Blame that g-damn helicopter!