The Toyota Venza is out, as the car that adapts to you.

Okay, does it adapt by being better looking?  By getting better than 20mpg in the city?  Or is it another one of those ham-handed "I have a family but want to project that I am secretly a hipster and willing to pay the freight" bulge-mobiles that are the automotive equivalent of "Just For Men" hair dye and Ed Hardy shirts worn by guys in their 40's?  People, it's minivan time.  Get over it.

Photo: my iPhone